About Blank Squirrel Musics

Blank Squirrel is a Dubai-based multinational media conglomerate founded by Phil Collins.

Actually, Blank Squirrel was founded in aught-seven by lack-of-famed faux-musician Decomposure (or 'caleb mueller' as people call him when they want him to bring them towels). The label is founded on caleb's belief that music, quote, "should be artistically fulfilling, even if everyone thinks it sucks, and it eats through all your free time, and fastens you permanently to a life of stagnant demi-poverty, and drains you of energy until you become a sleep-starved husk alienated from everyone you hold dear... wait, why am i doing this again?" Blank Squirrel is headquartered in Elmira, Canada, a town revered worldwide for both its genre-stretching artistic tradition and 'The Elmira Maple Syrup Festival', where you can get a deep-fried Mars bar on a stick for two dollars.

About Buying Stuff

Blank Squirrel's online shopping cart accepts secure payments through Paypal accounts and all major credit cards (also processed securely through Paypal), as well as mail orders for the wary internetist. Everything's sent out personally by caleb mueller, who really wants you to listen to the music, so your order will be handled quickly and happily. Also, Blank Squirrel CDs are/will be available through CD Baby and Amazon, and will be available on most of the major digital music download services, including eMusic, iTunes, MSN Music, Napster, Puretracks, Rhapsody, SNOCAP, Sony Connect, and Verizon Wireless. It's also available for distribution by Super D.

About Sending Demos

Blank Squirrel is just a fledgeling label, which isn't all that metaphorically consistant, but i don't think baby squirrels have special names. Anyway, the point is that we're small and at the moment we don't have room for any new artists. While it's flattering that you like this music enough to be part of it, i'm afraid we wouldn't do you justice. However, we do like listening to free music, so send away, but don't expect anything except maybe a compliment and some encouragement.

ADDRESS >
Blank Squirrel Musics
c/o caleb mueller
5 Ratz St. Suite #5
Elmira, Ontario, Canada
N3B 2J9
Inquiries, interviews, distribution questions, compliments, critiques, free stuff, spam? We receive it all at one convenient address:
squeak@blanksquirrel.com